May 2012
404 posts
My relationship with my siblings
-alltimeblow:
alltimelow.com is now officially becoming a permanently open tab until friday and when tumblr is slow i’ll just stare at the countdown and whisper the number of days and leave my room only for food
guy: get in the van
me: no
guy: free wifi
me: ok
gerard-gay:
my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months
Police: I'm sorry sir but we're going to have to take you in
Louis: not today
*proceeds to slap the cop with his pink prada purse while backflipping out of the jail in his new red diamond studded high heels*
When someone wakes me up:
lolsofunny:
gapingfurnace:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
waiting-for-the-tardis:
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
when your best friend has food you want.
bulbasourismyhomie:
Problems of teenagers.
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones
all time low: -breathes-
some fans: OMFG GO BACK TO THE PARTY SCENE YOU FUCKING SELL OUTS. YOU SUCK NOW. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE FAME AND THE MONEY. GO BACK TO TOURING IN A VAN LIKE YOU'RE 17 AGAIN AND STOP PROGRESSING MUSICALLY AND LYRICALLY AND DRAWING FROM YOUR EXPERIENCES AS YOUNG ADULTS. HOW FUCKING DAre you.
real fans: shut the fuck up. they've grown up, you should try that too. everything they do is perfect.
stephenjgomez:
sexwithjordaneckes:
when people fall over its funny
but when its brian dales, its like 10 times funnier i mean look
oh my GOD
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
